The Rog's Rant
Baseball season can’t get here soon enough
It has been a terrible off-season for major league baseball,
with the steroids scandal continuing thanks to the on-going
U.S. Congressional hearings.
I suppose they made for pretty interesting television in the
United States, a nation that is preoccupied with people watching
realty TV most of the time already. And they say any publicity
is good publicity and to a certain degree, that’s true.
But I am far too busy making the time to live on own life
to watch other people live theirs, which is why I have no time
to watch reality television and had no time to watch Roger Clemens
sweat like a pig and lick his lips in front of U.S. politicians
all day. That and the fact that I “mis-remembered”
it was on.
You might think a country which is fighting a war and that
is facing record mortgage defaults by consumers, might some
more important issues for its politicians to spend their time
on than a made-for-TV drama like the hearings into performance
enhancing drugs in baseball. Whatever.
Bottom line is I think it’s all a waste of time and
money, I think most hundreds and hundreds of major league players
were on the juice and that everybody in baseball knew it and
didn’t care – and I still can’t wait for the
baseball season to start anyway.
The best time of the year for me is April. I hate winter,
so the fact that it’s getting warmer is reason enough
for me to put the happy face on. It’s also the NHL and
NBA playoff month and it’s the start of baseball season,
which I always look forward to.
Watching Roger Clemens try and explain how he was a better
pitcher and physical specimen at age 42 than he was at age of
32 didn’t interest me in the least, but seeing him reminded
me pitchers and catchers have already reported to training camp.
Awesome. Couldn’t have happened soon enough for me.
I can’t wait to watch the Toronto Blue Jays finish third
in the AL East, a position they have had nine of the past 10
years and richly deserved every one of those years. I can’t
wait to see the Detroit Tigers win 112 games this year, which
is my prediction, while the New York Yankees win 92.
I can’t wait to see the New York Mets choke again in
the NL, and I can’t wait to see all of the major league
writers baseball predictions become obsolete by mid-May (probably
my own included).
I can’t wait for all of this because I am like most
Americans and Canadians who watched the Congressional hearings
for a minute and then shut it off.
I don’t care if players used steroids or not. I know
they all did and if they are too stupid to know what they can
do to you, that’s their problem. I’m too busy living
my own life to worry about how long theirs are going to be.
And despite the fact that the steroids era warped and ruined
all baseball stats forever, I don’t care. The hearings
were a sham, but no bigger a sham than the entire era of career
10 home run hitters hitting 30, or guys in their 40s suddenly
discovering the power swings. Besides, it appears a lot of pitchers
were juiced up too, so isn’t it all just a wash?
I’m like a lot of baseball fans who yell “who
cares!” about the whole thing because just like them,
I love the game anyway. I like the smells, the sounds and feel
of the sport so much, it can’t be ruined for me.
So “Play Ball!” I yell just as loud as “Who
cares!” because I can’t wait for the start of the
season once again, as I can’t wait every year.
I can’t wait because baseball means spring. It always
has and it always will.
And spring means the end of winter, which is always a good
thing – even Roger Clemens and the others can’t
screw that up.
Comments on The Rant of February 3 on the Super Bowl:
“Why can’t the other leagues just follow the model
of the NHL? If the other leagues were running the NFL, there
would be 28 regular season games and six rounds of playoffs.”
– Chris in Toronto
“The NFL leaves us wanting more, which is why the Super
Bowl is the best and the league is the best. Go Toronto Bills!”
– Gary in Hamilton.
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